The Lazy Reviewer Thread

[Dave]

The Campaign:

Didn't really know what to expect going in, but it looked funny enough.

Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. I loved it.

out of

 

[Oobs]

The Hunger Games: Meh.5/10

 

[Casey]

You actually watched that pile of elephant dung?

WILLINGLY!?

 

[Dave]

When I first heard about The Hunger Games, I thought the people said "The Hungry Games." I thought it'd be something awesome like food eating contests.

Whatever.

 

[Casey]

That would be like porn to me.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

Eating contests are like softcore porn. They're not eating it to enjoy eating it. Hiding out in the dumpster across from a fancy restaurant with a pair of binoculars, watching people actually eat and enjoy their food? Now that is some good food porn.

 

[Oobs]

My mom wanted to watch it so I watched it with her
we both pretty much hated it

 

[Logan]

Counter Strike GO!

SHIT! Probably better on the PC. A nightmare on xbox.

2/10

 

[Tarvis]

Way better on PC. Xbox version needs some goldeneye 64 levels of aim assist.

 

[Logan]

A proper review

[video=youtube;e4-RTNl_lGU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4-RTNl_lGU&feature=g-all-u[/video]

 

[scrappy]

Kingdom hearts re: chain of memories

what a game. levels were kind of boring and repetetive but it continues the story in a great way and my god...the gameplay makes for some intense boss battles

 

[Casey]

Did you beat the last two bosses?

 

[Jay]

So I did my duty as a fan and bought Duke Nukem: Critical Mass.

It's uh...much worse than Duke Nukem Forever. Much, much worse. My IN PROGRESS score is 2/10...And that might get lower once I beat it.

 

[scrappy]

Did you beat the last two bosses?

well...ummm i guess?

i beat the main game and then went on to beat riku's story too. but sora's final boss (both the phases) were easy. it was all the sub-bosses leading up to him that were hard as shit

 

[Jay]

Counter Strike GO!

SHIT! Probably better on the PC. A nightmare on xbox.

2/10

The PC version is awesome.

 

[Jay]

Sleeping Dogs:

7.5/10

While the game isn't terrible by any means, it has a very "been there, done that" feeling. The hand to hand combat is pretty sweet, but the shooting mechanics need some tuning. Predictable narrative. Rent it or wait for it to drop in price. Good for a play through, but it's a one and done kinda game.

 

[Jay]

The Witcher 2:
9/10

Amazing game. The Witcher 2 does what Mass Effect 3 promised yet never achieved -- the game molds itself around your actions. Entire sections of the game play out completely differently depending upon what you did in the previous chapter. And *grasp* the decisions you make actually impact the ending. I highly, highly recommend this to any semi-serious RPG fan. A steep challenge, finely tuned combat system, great plot, impressive visuals, and an all around awesome experience make the Witcher 2 one of my favorite games of this gen.

 

[Casey]

Jay's Hair:

1/10

I only gave him that one because he isn't *completely* bald.

 

[G3N3R4L R41D3N]

Darksiders II (9.0)
Colourful graphics, excellent gameplay and an intricate storyline.

 

[Oobs]

My weight 385ish/10