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"Sure we had a maid, but she only came twice a week!"

I'm sure that happens all the time in Brazil.
 
I'll bet some of yours back from when you were in high school could have made it to the hallway on their own.
 
Oh don't even start with me, missy. I remember what a pig sty YOUR room was when you were in high school.

I should, I was always rooting through your stuff after you left. XD
 
WHAT?! I was totally a clean bean in high school.

I couldn't find the right clip from Home Movies, so have this:

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You are SUCH a fucking liar!

I am calling mom right now just to back me up in the fact that you were a fucking mess!!!


You couldn't even see your floor!!!
 
I got obsessively neat at a certain point, like age 16. Your room always smelled like dirty socks. Because it was covered in dirty socks.
 
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My socks were dirty from all the sweat I poured into them from walking the streets of Mount Holly all day. WHY did we have to live so far from everyone else who lived in Mount Holly? We were the only kids living in bird land. Everyone else was downtown (other than Nette, but fuck her).

Seriously though, you stink and your shit was everywhere and I killed your hamsters. There, I said it.
 
Nette was fat.

Nette was nice.

Nette got thin and became a twat.

Then Nette got fat again.

Then thin.

I think Nette's got issues.
 
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Hey, i'm too lazy to read through your sims stuff, but how age appropriate is it? my 12 y/o daughter loves the sims and she'd probably enjoy reading it.
 
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