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Travis said:
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[video=youtube;iO_8n5y5edk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=iO_8n5y5edk#![/video]
 
I don't know if I'm comfortable masturbating with a childhood bath toy.

Something just isn't right about that.
 
OH MY GOD, CASEY, I THINK IT'S JUST A NOVELTY TOY, NOT A DILDO, WTF. It's way too small?

Unless it vibrates, then send me a gross.
 
[video=youtube;5oUa-3W0BFI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=5oUa-3W0BFI[/video]
 
That was awesome, and just reiterated the fact that I will never read that garbage.

"My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils"?

What the fuck does that even mean?
 
I'm glad I don't read books. If you don't include star wars related stuff or comics, you can count the books I've read on one hand.
 
Well of course it's rubbish, it's fan fiction based on Twilight.

As if Twilight wasn't garbage enough, it's like it had sex with a children's dictionary and bore a bastard child that they named "50 Shades of Gray".

More like "50 Shades of If-You-Want-To-Watch-Porn-The-Just-Watch-It-And-Stop-Act-Like-You're-Educated-When-In-Reality-All-You-Want-Is-A-ClitHardOn."




I told mom she should read the series that I'm in right now because it's so involved and bittersweet and expertly written and SEVEN BOOKS WORTH OF STUFF HAPPENING!

She turns to me and says "Nah, I'm more of a '50 Shades of Gray' kinda gal". I wretched and kicked her out of my apartment.
 
For whatever reason, it feels strangely appropriate that you would be posting that.
 
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