best Jokes ever!

itisme

Deku Scrub
Nov 11, 2003
12
1) Mickey goes to court to get a divorce from minnie, when the judge asks him why he wants the divorcehe says "because she fuc*ing Goofy!"
2)you might be a redneck if you walk you dog and you BOTH use the tree at the end of the street!
3) You might be a redneck if you go to the Family reunion to meet women.
4)You might be a redneck if your idea of fast food is hittin a deer at 65 miles an hour.
5) you might be a redneck if you work with your shirt off and so does your husband.
6) you might be a redneck if anyone has ever told you you were lyin' through your tooth.

whatones are your favorites?
 

aaron

Registered User
Oct 8, 2006
693
Jeff Foxworthy is funny. I used to listen to him more often. I dunno where I put that tape. Isn't he on Blue Collar Comedy Central?
 

Dave

We'll bang, okay?
Senior Member
Oct 7, 2006
3,335
Wanna hear the best joke ever. Here ya go:

What's the difference between you and a mallard? Well, one's a duck...I forgot how the joke ends, but your mother's a whore.
 

Logan

Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
13,236
A man grabs a woman's two children and tells her he's gonna shoot one of them and to pick the one that will live. Which one does she let die?
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
jesus of nazareth i guess,

or maybe jesus who works in burger king
 

Tarvis

Yeah, that's right.
Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
8,897
god, the answer to this joke not being here is like having sex without the orgasm.

fuck you logan
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
hey i just remembered I made a failed joke thread a few months back
 
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