best Jokes ever!

Bronson

I'll need a badge.
Nov 10, 2003
3,019
wow the answer is in the thread. it's from family guy.

Peter: A man grabs a woman's two children and tells her he's gonna shoot one of them and to pick the one that will live. Which one does she let die?
Whoever he was talkin to: That's not a joke...that's terrible!
Peter: WRONG! THE UGLY ONE!
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
Hey guys want to hear a joke

Why does NASA drink Sprite?

Cause they can't get 7 up

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Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
I had some Japanese soda once and it was terrible and there was this little metal ball in the bottle, wtf Japan? Why you gotta make watermelon soda and have vending machines that sell panties with shit in 'em?
 

Bayli

Weeaboo Queen
Senior Member
Oct 15, 2006
3,373
Crazy azns.
My friend downloaded the Ragnarok Online 2 beta, and the loading screen says "NOW ROADING"
 
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