BANG BANG POW POW JOHN WAYNE COWBOY SHOOTIN GAMES WOOOO

[Logan]

BABE SURVEILLANCE ALIEN SURVEILLANCE

 

[Jay]

Duke's personal trainer is kinda ew.

 

[Jay]

http://cdn.gearboxsoftware.com/dukenukemforever.com/assets/audio/background.mp3

Right click + "Save as"

You're welcome.

 

[Jay]

I'm ripping assets LEFT AND RIGHT BABY. Here are all the one liners I could find.

http://cdn.gearboxsoftware.com/dukenukemforever.com/assets/audio/Duke_BallsOfSteel_01.mp3
http://cdn.gearboxsoftware.com/dukenukemforever.com/assets/audio/DUKE_Map03_Line_04.mp3
http://cdn.gearboxsoftware.com/dukenukemforever.com/assets/audio/DUKE_GotKill_25.mp3
http://cdn.gearboxsoftware.com/dukenukemforever.com/assets/audio/DUKE_Map12c_RipEyeOut.mp3
http://cdn.gearboxsoftware.com/dukenukemforever.com/assets/audio/Duke_AllMyBeer_01.mp3
http://cdn.gearboxsoftware.com/dukenukemforever.com/assets/audio/DUKE_GotKill_14.mp3
http://cdn.gearboxsoftware.com/dukenukemforever.com/assets/audio/DUKE_Map01_Line_03.mp3

 

[Jay]

New Tribes coming out for XBLA and PC this year yay!

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/11/tribes-ascend-rises-on-xbla-pc-this-year/

 

[Jay]

http://www.desktopreview.com/default.asp?newsID=1377&news=duke+nukem+forever+2k+gearbox+pax+east

Excellent DNF preview. Probably the best one I've read so far.

 

[Dave]

It's like the Dumb and Dumber of video games: some people might act like they're too sophisticated or highbrow for it, but the reality is that everybody thinks it's fun, finds it hilarious, and loves it for the old-school factor.

I think that's the best way to sum it all up.

 

[Logan]

I think that's the best way to sum it all up.

Agreed.

 

[Jay]

We will announce a demo date at a later time. It will be soon. We offer different contests and notify those members directly regarding any big news updates for Duke. We have plans for the First Access Club even after the launch of DNF.

Logan and I will be playing DNF soon while the rest of you watch and wait

[video=youtube;5PJddmfesaA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[Logan]

Assuming they give me the e-mail like they said with that first access club stuff, I'd be willing to give someone else my gamestop code.

You guys can fight to the death for it.

Or bring me a six-pack. Either is acceptable.

 

[Dave]

Blue Moon or Rolling Rock?

 

[Tarvis]

you should give to me so I can make videos.

 

[Logan]

DAVE VERSUS TRAVIS FIGHT TO THE DEATH

 

[Dave]

Hell, Travis is making videos, so I will step aside.

 

[Tarvis]

Good cuz I would have crushed you with my ass wiping towel

 

[Jay]

HOLY SHIT DAVE, YOU GONNA GIVE UP ON THE DUKE JUST LIKE THAT!!?!?!?!?

FRIENDSHIP ANNULLED.

 

[Dave]

It's been 14 years. What's another couple months?

Besides, we need more funnies. Support the site and the towel.

 

[Jay]

Well, you commoners WILL get to play the DNF demo.

We First Access Club guys just get it first!

 

[Bronson]

I'm so jealous of you.

 

[Dave]