BANG BANG POW POW JOHN WAYNE COWBOY SHOOTIN GAMES WOOOO

[Jay]

DO. MOTHERFUCKING.WANT

Extras include:
A new mission featuring a classic Deus Ex character, 10,000 extra credits to buy or upgrade weapons, a Huntsman Silverback Double-Barrel Shotgun, the SERSR Longsword Whisperhead silenced sniper rifle, the Linebacker G-87 multiple shot grenade launcher,A consumable Automatic Unlocking Device, and the M-28 Utility Remote-Detonated Explosive Device (UR-DED), a Making of DVD, and an art book.

$69.99 USD X360/PS3
$59.99 USD PC

 

[Jay]

DNF cover art has changed ever so slightly.

 

[Logan]

DNF cover art has changed ever so slightly.

 

[Bronson]

 

[Jay]

I OUGHTA BREAK A BROOM HANDLE OFF IN YOUR ASS!

 

[Tarvis]

Make it a mop instead so afterwards you can use the mop head as a wig.

 

[Logan]

f u im the only person on this dump with a clean, respectable manly haircut!

 

[Jay]

Hey! I have a great haircut!

...It just so happens there is a hole in it!

 

[Chris]

i got girls lined up

fixed that for you

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

f u im the only person on this dump with a clean, respectable manly haircut!

pfft, manly haircut is not cutting your hair for years. I think its been five years or so since I last cut my hair.

 

[rman]

Now that's a real man's haircut!

 

[Jay]

In case anyone is interested, Gearbox has drastically updated the official DNF site. It's now the most badass site on the intarwebz

http://www.dukenukemforever.com

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

Bagged me some sharks. With my fists.

 

[Jay]

Take your vitamins every day, and you MIGHT grow up to be as awesome as me!

 

[Logan]

How bout those lazy fuckers update it with my demo access

 

[Jay]

Me too! I WANT THE DAMN DEMO, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 14 GODDAMN YEARS TO PLAY THIS THING

 

[Logan]

Wow I love the new grabbag theme, gettin my ass PUMPED. POW POW OR NOT I WANT THIS GOD DAMN GAME

 

[Jay]

Duke is such a guilty pleasure. It's nice that there's a game out there that doesn't care about being the next big step forward in gaming and just wants to be fun as hell.

 

[Logan]

Only one that can come close is BAYONETTA

 

[Jay]

I've been listening to the new grabbag for about 20 minutes now. ITS SO AWESOME!