i still say when i arrive at the pearly gates and st peter asked me why i kept my faith all these years, i'll just tell him in 2013 you kept me from pissing travis's wife-to-be's bed even though i was the drunkest ive ever been and from that point on i knew God was real amen
bro if this is in reference to that convo we had months back that was the first pic i sent u and u said, and i quote, "NAH THAT DONKEY KONG NOT A MONKEH"