Weird Al

[Patrick]

Let's all post Weird Al Lyrics for the heck of it.

This one is Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit", and I think it's very funny, but you should probably listen to SLTS if you haven't already.

What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'
And I don't know what I'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah

It's unintel-ligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zous with all these marbles
in my mouth
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, we don't sound like Madonna
Here we are now, we're Nirvana
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Nirvana
A garage band, from Seattle
Well it sure beats, raising cattle
Yeah

And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words? Oh nevermind
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin'
But I don't know what I'm sayin'
What's the message I'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?
So have you got some idea?
Didn't think so -- Well, I'll see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaaah!

 

[jr27430]

yeah he's has some funny weird songs.

 

[jr27430]

I Love Rocky Road
(parody of "I Love Rock 'n Roll" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts)

I hear those Ice cream bells and I start to drool,
Keep a couple Quarts in my locker at school
Yeah, but chocolates gettin old,
Vanilla just leaves me cold,
There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me,
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon, I know what I need, baby

I love Rocky Road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love rocky Road,
So have another triple scoop with me, OW!

They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same,
all the soda jerkers know my name,
When their supply is gone,
then I'll be movin' on
But I'll be back on Monday afternoon,
You'll see, another truckloads comin' in for me,
All for me, I'm singin'

I love Rocky Road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love Rocky Road,
So have another triple scoop with me, OW!

Oh, make it talk.

When I'm all alone,
I just grab my self a cone,
And if i get fat and lose my teeth that's fine with me,
Just lock me in the freezer and throw away the key, singin',

I love Rocky Road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love Rocky Road,
So have another triple scoop with

I love Rocky Road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love rocky Road,
So have another triple scoop with

I love Rocky Road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love Rocky Road,
So have another triple scoop with

I love Rocky Road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love Rocky Road,
So have another triple scoop with me!



I Love Rocky Road (demo)

demo tape, 1981? (the tape that won him his record contract)
(parody of "I Love Rock 'n Roll" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts)

I hear those Ice cream bells and I start to drool,
Keep a couple Quarts in my locker at school
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin old,
Vanilla just leaves me cold,
There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me,
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon, I know what I need, baby

I love Rocky Road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love rocky Road,
So have another triple scoop with me, OW!

They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same,
The folks at Baskin-Robbins all know my name,
When their supply is gone,
then I'll be movin' on
But I'll be back on Monday afternoon,
You'll see, another truckload's comin' in for me,
All for me, I'm singin'

I love Rocky Road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love Rocky Road,
So have another triple scoop with me, OW!

Oh, make it talk.

When I'm all alone,
I just grab myself a cone,
If i get fat and lose my teeth that's fine with me,
Just lock me in the freezer and throw away the key, singin',

I love Rocky Road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love Rocky Road,
So have another triple scoop with me.

I love Rocky Road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love rocky Road,
So have another triple scoop with

I love Rocky Road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love Rocky Road,
So have another triple scoop with

I love Rocky Road,
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love Rocky Road,
So have another triple scoop with me!

 

[Joe]

This thread is awesome.

 

[Logan]

another one rides the bus!

Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smellin' like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stoppin' to pick up more
Look out

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me
Hasn't showered in a year
Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stoppin' again
To let a couple more freaks get on
Look out

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

Yeah

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus, ow
Another one rides the bus, hey, hey
Another one rides the bus, hey

The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke
And my face is turnin' blue
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who
Well, I should've got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

No
No
Huh?
Yeah
Yeah

 

[jr27430]

Eat it.


How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran.
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?
So eat it. Just eat it.

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate.
Don't wanna hear about what kind of food you hate.
You won't get no dessert till you clean off your plate,
So eat it. Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it. (eat it) Eat it. (eat it)
Get yourself an egg and beat it.

Have some more chicken,
Have some more pie.
It doesn't matter if
It's boiled or fried.
Just eat it. (eat it) Just eat it. (eat it)
Just eat it. (eat it) Just eat it. (eat it) Ooh!

Your table manners are a cryin' shame.
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game.
Now if you starve to death,
You'll just have yourself to blame,
So eat it. Just eat it.

You better listen, better do what you're told.
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole.
You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold.
So eat it. I don't care if you're full.
Just eat it. (eat it) Eat it. (eat it)
Open up your mouth and feed it.

Have some more yogurt, have some more spam.
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned.
Just eat it. (eat it) Eat it. (eat it)
Don'tcha make me repeat it.
Have a banana. Have a whole bunch.
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch.
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
Huh huh huh huh huh

Eat it. (eat it) Eat it. (eat it)
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it.
Have a big dinner, have a light snack,
If you don't like it, you can't send it back,
Just eat it. (eat it) Eat it. (eat it)
Get yourself an egg and beat it. (Oh, Lord)

Have some more chicken, have some more pie,
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried,
Just eat it. (eat it) Eat it. (eat it)
Don'tcha make me repeat it.
Have a banana. Have a whole bunch.
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch.