Uh...So has anyone ever even heard of this game?

[Jay]

'Cause it's coming out next month! I'm sure I'll buy it cause I'm a rapid Duketard, but has anyone ever even HEARD of this? I just learned about it today! GREAT MARKETING DEPARTMENT YA GOT THERE DUKE.

 

[Logan]

GONNA RIP EM A NEW ONE

 

[Jay]

MY GUNS BIGGER THAN YOURS

 

[Chris]

I can't wait for NAZARIO'S on

Spoiler

[video=youtube;CD2LRROpph0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0[/video]

 

[Logan]

HEHEHE WHAT A MESS

 

[Jay]

I can't wait for NAZARIO'S on

Spoiler

[video=youtube;CD2LRROpph0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0[/video]

 

[Logan]

I can't wait for NAZARIO'S on

Spoiler

[video=youtube;CD2LRROpph0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0[/video]

 

[Casey]

I can't wait for NAZARIO'S on

Spoiler

[video=youtube;CD2LRROpph0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0[/video]

OH! Got me!

 

[scrappy]

No, never heard of it. If I had a DS I would get it. Be sure to post a story synopsis! lol

 

[TalesOfPants]

No, never heard of it. If I had a DS I would get it. Be sure to post a story synopsis! lol

Story Synopsis:

Place your bet.

Bet on Duke, and he spends time kicking unbelievable amounts of ass.

Bet against Duke, and it's an instant game over, and you get kicked in the groin.

The end.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

Story Synopsis:

Place your bet.

Bet on Duke, and he spends time kicking unbelievable amounts of ass.

Bet against Duke, and it's an instant game over, and you get kicked in the groin.

The end.

I like the cut of this guy's jib.

 

[Logan]

This game will get delayed too!

 

[Jay]

Between Deus Ex and Duke Nukem I'm beginning to wonder if I subconciously have a love for perpetually delayed games.

 

[Logan]

You could also substitute "perpetually delayed" with "bad"

BURN ALERT

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[Jay]

Well this game is apparently a shoot em up sidescroller like Mega Man. So yeah, it'll probably suck.

 

[Logan]

[video=youtube;fnScYHxMNzw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnScYHxMNzw[/video]

What would 20+ years of Duke look like?

Duke 3d then darkness for about 4 minutes?

 

[Jay]

Duke Nukem (temporarily "Duke Nukum") – 1991 – MS-DOS
Duke Nukem II – 1993 – MS-DOS
Duke Nukem 3D – 1996 – MS-DOS, Mac OS, Sega Saturn, Mega Drive, Game.com, Xbox Live Arcade, iPhone/iPod Touch, Nokia N900, Source ports
Duke Nukem 64 – 1997 – Nintendo 64
Duke Nukem: Total Meltdown – 1997 – PlayStation
Duke Nukem: Time to Kill – 1998 – PlayStation
Duke Nukem: Zero Hour – 1999 – Nintendo 64
Duke Nukem GBC – 1999 – Game Boy Color
Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes (temporarily "Planet of the Babes") – 2000 – PlayStation
Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project – 2002 – Microsoft Windows, Xbox Live Arcade
Duke Nukem Advance – 2002 – Game Boy Advance
Duke Nukem Mobile – 2004 – Tapwave Zodiac
Duke Nukem Mobile - 2004 - Cellular Phones
Duke Nukem Arena - 2007 - Cellular Phones
Duke Nukem Mobile 3D – 2005 – Cellular Phones
Duke Nukem Mobile II: Bikini Project – 2005 – Cellular Phones
Duke Nukem Trilogy – TBD – DS, PSP
Duke Nukem Forever – 2011 – Microsoft Windows, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3


Something like that.

 

[Logan]

Oh so you're gonna include the MOBILE games and the 300000000 remakes of Duke 3D?

Mega Man series
Main article: Mega Man (original series)

Mega Man – Famicom/NES, 1987 (US, JP)
Mega Man 2 – Famicom/NES, 1988 (JP), 1989 (US)
Mega Man 3 – Famicom/NES, Arcade, 1990 (US, JP)
Mega Man 4 – Famicom/NES, 1991 (JP), 1992 (US)
Mega Man 5 – Famicom/NES, 1992 (US, JP)
Mega Man 6 (Japan/US only) – Famicom/NES, 1993 (JP), 1994 (US)
Mega Man 7 – Super Famicom/Super NES, 1995 (US, JP)
Mega Man: The Power Battle – Arcade, 1995
Mega Man 2: The Power Fighters – Arcade, 1996
Mega Man 8 – PlayStation & Sega Saturn, 1996 (JP), 1997 (US)
Mega Man & Bass – Super Famicom, 1998 (JP); Game Boy Advance, 2002 (US, JP)
Mega Man 9 – WiiWare, PlayStation Network, Xbox Live Arcade, 2008
Mega Man 10 – WiiWare, PlayStation Network, Xbox Live Arcade, 2010

[edit] Re-releases and collections

Mega Man: The Wily Wars – Mega Drive/Seganet for Sega Genesis, 1994 – A collection of enhanced remakes of the first three Famicom/NES games, as well as its own game, Wily Tower.
Rockman Complete Works (Japan only) – PlayStation, 1999 – Enhanced remakes of Rockman 1-6, released individually. The remakes contain special features, including a Pocketstation uplink, a Robot Master database, an "easy" difficulty level, and remixed music. The Complete Works titles were re-released in 2003 with bug fixes and additional bonus features.
Rockman Battle and Fighters (Japan only) – Neo Geo Pocket Color, 2000 - A handheld port of Rockman: The Power Battle and Rockman 2: The Power Fighters.
Mega Man & Bass – Game Boy Advance, 2002 – A port of the Super Famicom game Rockman & Forte, though this version saw international release.
Rockman Collection Special Box (Japan only) – PlayStation 2, 2003 – A collection of the six Rockman Complete Works games and Rockman X7.
Mega Man Anniversary Collection (North America only) – GameCube/PlayStation 2/Xbox, 2004 / GBA, Cancelled – An English-version release of the Rockman Complete Works games (albeit with most of the special features removed), together with ports of Mega Man 7 and Mega Man 8 and the two elusive arcade games. The GBA version was said to include the first five original Game Boy Mega Man games, including colorized versions and unlockable artwork, but Capcom confirmed on its US forums that the game was no longer in production, due to cost issues.[citation needed]
Rockman Power Battle Fighters (Japan only) – PlayStation 2, 2004 – A Japanese-only port of the two arcade games, Rockman: The Power Battle and Rockman 2: The Power Fighters, including a new 2-player competitive mode.
Mega Man Powered Up – PlayStation Portable, 2006 – An enhanced remake of the original Mega Man, which adds, among other things, two new boss characters. Known as "Rockman Rockman" in Japan.

[edit] Portable games

The Game Boy versions of the Mega Man were released in Japan under the Rockman World title. Each game in the Game Boy series, excluding Mega Man V, features four bosses from its corresponding NES version and four bosses from the succeeding NES game in the series. I.E: the Game Boy version of Mega Man III features bosses from the NES versions of Mega Man 3 and Mega Man 4. The Game Boy Mega Man V features an all new set of antagonists called the Star Droids, whose members are named after the planets of the Solar System.

Mega Man in Dr. Wily's Revenge – Game Boy, 1991
Mega Man II – Game Boy, 1992
Mega Man III – Game Boy, 1992
Mega Man IV – Game Boy, 1993
Mega Man V – Game Boy, 1994 (had additional Super Game Boy support)
Mega Man (US only) – Game Gear, 1995

Rockman & Forte Mirai kara no Chōsensha (Japan only) – WonderSwan, 1999
Rockman Battle & Fighters (Japan only) – Neo Geo Pocket Color, 2000

[edit] Spinoff titles

Wily & Right's RockBoard: That's Paradise (Japan only) – Famicom, 1993
Mega Man Soccer (Japan/US only) – Super NES, 1994
Mega Man Battle & Chase (Japan/Europe only until Mega Man X Collection) – PlayStation, 1997
Super Adventure Rockman (Japan only) – PlayStation/Sega Saturn, 1998

[edit] Mobile phone games

Capcom of Japan has released several Rockman games for mobile phones in Japan. Only the first two games, Rockman Space Rescue and Mega Man Rocket Christmas were ported for US/UK cell phones.

Mega Man, 2003
Mega Man 2, 2007
Rockman 3 Dr. Wily no Saigo!?, 2004
Rockman 4 Arata Naru Yabō!!, 2005
Rockman 5 Blues no Wana?!, 2006
Rockman 6 Shijō Saidai no Tatakai!!, 2007
Jump! Rockman, 2004
Rockman Bug Sweeper, 2003
Rockman Panic Fire, 2003
Rockman Space Rescue, 2003
Mega Man Rocket Christmas, 2003
Rockman Slot, 2003
Rockman GP, 2004
Rockman Pinball, 2004
Rockman DASH Golf, 2003
Rockman DASH 15 Panel, 2002
Kobun Flies?, 2001
Tide Coming Kobun, 2001
Kobun Assembly, 2001
Watch Kobun, 2001
RockMan.EXE: Phantom of Network, 2004
RockMan.EXE: Legend of Network, 2006
Rockman X, 2007
Rockman DASH - Grand 5 Island Adventure, 2008
Rockman X2, 2009
Rockman Diver, 2011

[edit] PC Games

In 1989, Hi-Tech Expressions (under license from Capcom) produced an IBM PC game based on the series simply titled Mega Man. It was followed by a second PC game titled Mega Man III in 1991. Both games were released exclusively in North America. Despite their titles, neither games are ports of their corresponding NES counterparts, but original games created for the PC. There was no PC version of Mega Man II. Aside from handing the license to Hi-Tech Expression, Capcom themselves were not directly involved in the PC games.

In 2001, the Dreams Comes True corporation released under license from Capcom an original PC game titled Rockman Strategy exclusively for the Taiwanese market.

Megaman Legends was also released for the PC.
[edit] Mega Man X series
Main article: Mega Man X series

Mega Man X – Super Famicom/SNES, PC, 1994
Mega Man X2 – Super Famicom/SNES, 1995
Mega Man X3 – Super Famicom/SNES, PC, PlayStation, Sega Saturn 1995,1996
Mega Man X4 – PlayStation, Sega Saturn, PC, 1997
Mega Man Xtreme – Game Boy Color, 2000
Mega Man X5 – PlayStation, PC, 2000
Mega Man Xtreme 2 – Game Boy Color, 2001
Mega Man X6 – PlayStation, PC (South Korean version only), 2001
Mega Man X7 – PlayStation 2, PC (South Korean version only), 2003
Mega Man X: Command Mission – GameCube, PlayStation 2, 2004
Mega Man X8 (Subtitle – Paradise Lost) – PlayStation 2, PC, 2004

[edit] Re-releases and collections

Mega Man X3 – PlayStation, Sega Saturn, PC, 1996 – A enhanced port which includes new animated scenes and remixed music.
Rockman Collection Special Box – PlayStation 2, 2003 – A collection of the six Rockman Complete Works games and Rockman X7.
Mega Man X Collection (US only) – GameCube, PlayStation 2, 2005/2006 – A collection featuring the first six Mega Man X titles and Mega Man Battle & Chase.
Mega Man Maverick Hunter X – PlayStation Portable, 2005 – A remake of the original Mega Man X.
Rockman X, i-mode, 2007

[edit] Mega Man Legends series
Main article: Mega Man Legends (series)

Mega Man Legends/Mega Man 64 – PlayStation, Nintendo 64, PC, PlayStation Portable (Japan only), 1997, 1998
The Misadventures of Tron Bonne – PlayStation, 1999, 2000 - a prequel set before the events of the original Mega Man Legends.
Mega Man Legends 2 – PlayStation, PC, PlayStation Portable (Japan only) 2000
Rockman DASH - Grand 5 Island Adventure (Japan only) – Cell Phone, 2008

[edit] Mega Man Battle Network series
Main article: Mega Man Battle Network (series)

Mega Man Battle Network – Game Boy Advance, 2001
Mega Man Battle Network 2 – Game Boy Advance, 2001
Mega Man Battle Network 3 White – Game Boy Advance, 2002
Mega Man Battle Network 3 Blue – Game Boy Advance, 2003
Rockman EXE WS (Japan only) – WonderSwan Color, 2003
Mega Man Network Transmission – GameCube, 2003
Rockman EXE N1 Battle (Japan only) – WonderSwan Color, 2003
Mega Man Battle Chip Challenge – Game Boy Advance, 2003
Mega Man Battle Network 4 Red Sun – Game Boy Advance, 2003
Mega Man Battle Network 4 Blue Moon – Game Boy Advance, 2003
Rockman EXE 4.5 Real Operation (Japan only) – Game Boy Advance, 2004
Rockman EXE Phantom of Network (Japan only) – Cell Phone, 2004
Mega Man Battle Network 5: Team Protoman – Game Boy Advance, 2004
Mega Man Battle Network 5: Team Colonel – Game Boy Advance, 2005
Mega Man Battle Network 5: Double Team – Nintendo DS, 2005
Rockman EXE The Medal Operation (Japan only) – Arcade, 2005
Mega Man Battle Network 6: Cybeast Falzar – Game Boy Advance, 2005
Mega Man Battle Network 6: Cybeast Gregar – Game Boy Advance, 2005
Rockman EXE Battle Chip Stadium (Japan only) – Arcade, 2005
Rockman EXE Legend of Network (Japan only) – Cell Phone, 2006
Rockman EXE Operate Shooting Star (Japan only) – Nintendo DS, 2009 - An enhanced port of the first Mega Man Battle Network title.

[edit] Mega Man Zero series
Main article: Mega Man Zero (series)

Mega Man Zero – Game Boy Advance, 2002
Mega Man Zero 2 – Game Boy Advance, 2003
Mega Man Zero 3 – Game Boy Advance, 2004
Mega Man Zero 4 – Game Boy Advance, 2005
Mega Man Zero Collection – Nintendo DS, 2010 – A collection featuring all four Mega Man Zero titles.

[edit] Mega Man ZX series

Mega Man ZX – Nintendo DS, 2006
Mega Man ZX Advent – Nintendo DS, 2007

[edit] Mega Man Star Force series
Main article: Mega Man Star Force

Mega Man Star Force: Pegasus – Nintendo DS, 2006
Mega Man Star Force: Leo – Nintendo DS, 2006
Mega Man Star Force: Dragon – Nintendo DS, 2006
Mega Man Star Force 2: Zerker × Saurian – Nintendo DS, 2007
Mega Man Star Force 2: Zerker × Ninja – Nintendo DS, 2007
Mega Man Star Force 3: Black Ace – Nintendo DS, 2009
Mega Man Star Force 3: Red Joker – Nintendo DS, 2009

I just copy-pasted this from Wikipedia and I'm surprised it didn't give me a "over text limit" message!

 

[Jay]

Well duh Megaman has more games, it's a more popular series. I was merely stating that the Duke wasn't as absent as you think!

 

[Logan]

Mega Man = The God Damn Donald
Jay's Franchises (Deus Ex and Duke) = Rosie in the video

Works pretty well!

[video=youtube;d32577Hom08]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d32577Hom08[/video]