- Nov 10, 2003
- 5,129
- Moderator
- #181
When intestines get dirty with SHIT, the stank will definitely attract a gigantic monster named Leeroy Reacharound. Upon arrival, he obtains vaginal parasites that causes Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis that destroy the entire ecosystem. He dances with your mother and takes his left leg and drop-kicks her in the ovaries, causing large waves of babies to drop from heaven. This happens on the anniversary of 4/20/2008. Now turtles love chicken but they can't just walk away from a KFC without grabbing a shitload of hot wings. The Boss will help neuter or dissect several larvae at Bojangles. The Pakistani sandwiches usually Buttfuck James Earl Jones. I often cry when the earth doesn't return my beer battered chicken teeth. Tomorrow I will FUCK a bear and the police will ask "Do you need assistance?!". Why would I be narcoleptic? Probably cause my blood has the consistency of gravy. Alien prostitues cannot resist my anus because pepperoni smells similar to a lumberjack. Wendy's always is occupied by Norwegian Elk Hounds who always eat the employees. Soon wookies