The I'm About to Be Worth Half a Billion Thread

[Dave]

Bought ten numbers earlier. Feeling good.

Just want to let everyone know that when I win, I will make sure all my family and friends are set for life.

I will also be the first person to host a party on the moon.

 

[Jay]

Quit Churching it up Donald Trump, you already have half a billion dollars.

 

[Dave]

Let's do thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis.

 

[Dave]

46, 23, 38, 4, 2, and the Mega Ball: 23.

 

[Dave]

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[Logan]

WE got like 2 numbers from like 12 picks.

Then a bird flew into my truck and attacked me.

How does that happen to me, yet I can't get like 10 bucks from the lotto?

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

It was a million-to-one shot Doc, million to one...

 

[Dave]

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