The "Casey is playing ME2 Finally" Thread!

[Casey]

Cerberus operative found dead.

Intel uploaded to Cerberus.

 

[Logan]

You a side-quest machine!

 

[Casey]

Infected Mechs: Deactivated.

 

[Logan]

I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A SCIENTIST SALARIAN!

 

[Casey]

I'm actually starting to like the damn game!


Jason said he doesn't know who I am any more now that I like a shooter.

 

[Logan]

You haven't evne got to the good parts!

 

[Casey]

Satellite Dish: Destroyed.

 

[Casey]

So I stayed up til 2am playing then I got stuck.

I'm at the part where you investigate project overlord but it's after you shut off the infected mechs or AI or whatevs.

I'm in the "car" and I have to travel to the other stations to pull up that thingy that overrides the system or something.

I'm at the second station where it's covered by shields. Not sure what to do and I keep getting blown the bejeesus outta me.

HALP

 

[Tarvis]

Mass Effect aint a shooter.

Also, get better. You have to move your ass (USE TURBO) when that thing is about to shoot it's lazer.

 

[Logan]

YEAH. USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!

Also, hover around the generators then boost away to make the cannon shoot itself basically!

Great!

 

[Casey]

How do I use boost?

 

[Logan]

Hmmm...L2?

 

[Casey]

SHANKS!


Time for round two of Porkroll, egg, cheese and Mass Effect!


Wait...do you guys even know what pork roll is?

 

[Logan]

aint that like SPAM

 

[Casey]

HELL NO!


It's just....it's just pork roll!!! Come visit me and I'll make you a pork roll egg and cheese sandwich!! It's a Jersey thing!




Geth Cannon: Decimated.

 

[Logan]

 

[Casey]

I'M STUCK I'M STUCK I'M STUCK I'M STUCK!!!


GAH! Trying to kill the AI thingy and I don't have any ammo!!!!


KEEPS KILLING MEEEEE!!!

SCARY MUSIC DOES NOT HELP CONCENTRATION!

 

[Casey]

Rogue VI successfully shut down.


After I muted my TV, it was a bit easier.

 

[Casey]

Folks, this looks like a textbook case of "Pork Roll Envy".

 

[Logan]

QUIET PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!