Osama Bin Laden is dead
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Biri
- Mar 5, 2011
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That is the best fucking thing I've seen in about 6 months. If Obama had actually done that, I would ... blow Mark Zuckerberg. Trust me, that is saying A LOT.
Here's the story. It's not hilarious, it's stupid.
I was at work - I was a secretary at the time, for a large insurance claims office. I'd just walked to the kitchen to get a coffee. We had one of those coffee machines, so as it was doing its thing, I wandered into the break room. Two co-workers were standing there in front of the television, as stiff as wooden boards - the tv wasn't usually on during the day, but before I had a chance to even think about how that was weird, I saw a plane fly into one of the towers.
It was way too much too absorb. One of my co-workers said, "The World Trade Center is under attack." in a completely flat tone, the way you'd say, "The post office is on the corner."
I turned to grab my coffee and said the most asinine thing possible, "How can the World Trade Center be under a tack? A tack is tiny, and a building is huge." I looked into my cup. The machine had brewed me a disgusting cup of weak coffee. Again.
I walked back to my cubicle. My friend Nancy had grown used to the sound of my walk, so when she heard me approaching, her silver-haired head with the bright smile popped out of her cubicle and she said brightly, "What's up?"
I said, "The coffee machine is giving brown water and planes are flying into the World Trade Center."
Here's the story. It's not hilarious, it's stupid.
I was at work - I was a secretary at the time, for a large insurance claims office. I'd just walked to the kitchen to get a coffee. We had one of those coffee machines, so as it was doing its thing, I wandered into the break room. Two co-workers were standing there in front of the television, as stiff as wooden boards - the tv wasn't usually on during the day, but before I had a chance to even think about how that was weird, I saw a plane fly into one of the towers.
It was way too much too absorb. One of my co-workers said, "The World Trade Center is under attack." in a completely flat tone, the way you'd say, "The post office is on the corner."
I turned to grab my coffee and said the most asinine thing possible, "How can the World Trade Center be under a tack? A tack is tiny, and a building is huge." I looked into my cup. The machine had brewed me a disgusting cup of weak coffee. Again.
I walked back to my cubicle. My friend Nancy had grown used to the sound of my walk, so when she heard me approaching, her silver-haired head with the bright smile popped out of her cubicle and she said brightly, "What's up?"
I said, "The coffee machine is giving brown water and planes are flying into the World Trade Center."
- Nov 10, 2003
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Other U.S. officials said one of bin Laden's sons and two of his most trusted couriers also were killed, as was an unidentified woman who was used as a human shield.
Shepard confirmed for Bin Laden's killer.
[video=youtube;dU32yQ0-d7o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU32yQ0-d7o[/video]
Shepard confirmed for Bin Laden's killer.
[video=youtube;dU32yQ0-d7o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU32yQ0-d7o[/video]
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Welcome to now, Travis.
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as for my 9/11 story: I was in highschool, they announced it over the PA system when it happened, and all classes stopped so everyone could watch the news.
rman
The Grapist!!
- Mar 8, 2011
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Hmmm, story......I was a sophomore in college and it happened on a Tuesday or Thursday because I had no class that day. My roommate (Eric) comes back in early (its about 10 am) from class and the conversation ensues as follows.....
Eric: ~kicks my bed~ Get up you lazy asshole! Shit happened and the twin towers got blown up.
Me: -.- shut up you lying shifty jew and let me sleep.
(on a side note, he was jewish and we were good friends)
Eric: ~kicks bed again~ I'm not lying and you are still lazy. GET UP!!
Me: ME NEED SLEEPYYYYYYYY
Eric: ~turns on tv~ LOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Me: DAMNNNNNNN!!!!!!! Let's watch this ~gets outta bed and sits in chair~
Eric: Dude, not in your boxers. Put SOMETHING ON FIRST!!!
Eric: ~kicks my bed~ Get up you lazy asshole! Shit happened and the twin towers got blown up.
Me: -.- shut up you lying shifty jew and let me sleep.
(on a side note, he was jewish and we were good friends)
Eric: ~kicks bed again~ I'm not lying and you are still lazy. GET UP!!
Me: ME NEED SLEEPYYYYYYYY
Eric: ~turns on tv~ LOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Me: DAMNNNNNNN!!!!!!! Let's watch this ~gets outta bed and sits in chair~
Eric: Dude, not in your boxers. Put SOMETHING ON FIRST!!!
