Movie: The Dark Knight Rises

[Logan]

Wow, what a mess/letdown. Stands shoulder to shoulder with the likes of The Matrix Revolutions and Mass Effect 3 as the worst end to a trilogy ever. Shoulda recast the Joker or just quit after The Dark Knight.

3/10 only cause Catwoman was kinda hot.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

I heard it was not great.

 

[Barbs]

Less than a full 24 hours? Juuuuuuust a smidge, lol.

 

[Logan]

before seeing and after

 

[Andrew]

I give The Dark Knight Rises a 4/10

The reason being:Sega CD - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com - YouTube

 

[Logan]

Wow, that pretty much sums it up.

[video=youtube;IxAKFlpdcfc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAKFlpdcfc[/video]

 

[scrappy]

i was extremely disappointed

 

[Logan]

You the man scrappy

 

[Jay]

I didn't hate it, but I wasn't that impressed by it.


Not even close to the genius that is The Dark Knight.

 

[Logan]

Bane's voice video

[video=youtube;QNbGDfNurfI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNbGDfNurfI&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLE663B66F21979039[/video]

 

[Dave]

lmfao

Mix in a little Sean Connery and Mason Verger from Hannibal and that's about right.

 

[scrappy]

i feel like posting in this thread once a day a way in which i didnt like this movie. i think i could do it for a year.

 

[Logan]

PLEASE DO SO

 

[Tarvis]

Here's 3 hours of batman as a cripple. gah

 

[scrappy]

day 1: im so glad bane's voice was easy to understand.

 

[Tarvis]

WHERE IS DA DEDENADOR?

 

[scrappy]

not quite tomorrow yet but i feel like doing this anyway:

SPOILER ALERT

day 2: so let me get this straight. in batman begins bruce wayne, a famous billionaire (he probably has more money than that), has to grow a beard and live on the streets in some mongolian no name country and then get tossed in a back country prison to hide out...yet he still gets found.

but in the end of the dark knight rises he can just sit in the middle of a crowded italian cafe in a busy city after faking his death AND NOBODY FUCKING RECOGNIZES HIM!??!?! HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?!?!?!

 

[Logan]

The real problem is how did he know exactly what cafe Alfred was talking about? Doesn't get hokier than that.

 

[Andrew]

Christopher Nolan when he's told The Dark Knight Rises box office sales:

 

[scrappy]

day 3: for a second there when i saw how many cop cars were chasing batman during that one scene i thought i was watching the blue brothers.