im not as big an asshole as i seem

[S0YelRUSSIAN]

i just get pissed when people automatically say shit behind my back. even if they say something to my face its disrespectful. if i dont start shit with you then dont start shit with me. anyways im new too.

 

[Tarvis]

wut lol

 

[Bronson]

the only one that said shit was dave.

oh yeah. i hate you.

 

[Logan]

No, you are!

 

[Myoia]

I don't like you.

 

[Dave]

Holy shit, he's here. You jackasses set this up, didn't you? I said I didn't want him here and wow...he shows up. Oh, and I don't say shit behind people's back, I say it to their face.

Dim. You suck really bad. Eat shit.


See. I'm actually kinda glad you showed up. Now I can post a lot more, since every single one of my posts, somewhere in it, will be making fun of you. Thanks, buddy.

 

[S0YelRUSSIAN]

fuck you bitch ass dave they didnt set it up skeet face with your crooked ass nose. i came here caus i can. bitch i didnt start shit with you. You little motherfucking whore you say i suck but your the one who really sucks. you cant even beat me at a game.

 

[Dave]

OOOOOOOO BURN

Nice one, kid. I might as well stop making fun of you now.

Just kidding, I hate you. I can't beat you at a game? What game can't I beat you at? I'm better at Halo than you(and that's saying a lot), I'm probably better at Guitar Hero than you now, and I'm better at Gears than you. Wow, I just named all the games that we've played. Nice try. Damn Dim..why don't you get some brains? And why you be so short?

 

[S0YelRUSSIAN]

bitch i can own your ass at halo and thats a fact. all you do is walk around and stand there. i got my first kill off you at gow. i usually kill your ass and your whole team at gears. and guitar hero you can barely hit a note. i only dont play career mode on gh2 because chris always hogs it up. look i dont like talking shit to you and if you stop i will

 

[Dave]

You couldn't be more wrong about Halo. You're horrible. Enough said. And who cares about Gears, but just for the sake of arguing with you I'm gonna say I'm a lot better than you because I'm great and you're not. And Guitar Hero....you're thinking of the LAN, buddy. Which was my second time ever playing it..and the first time I ever played it I was drunk out of my mind. So I'm counting that as my first time. So I had no clue what I was doing. Again, I'm putting this all on the fact of how queer you are, so I'm saying I'm a lot better at Guitar Hero than you.

Get some brains...and some friends.

 

[S0YelRUSSIAN]

you know what fuck you i try to be nice to your crooked ass nosed self but noooooo and ill kill your ass bitch bet i wont. see your ass at the lan.

 

[Dave]

Okay, see ya later!

 

[Tarvis]

this is my new favorite thread

 

[Bronson]

let's not go too far travis.

anyway dim. please stfu. learn to maybe take a joke. this is the problem i had with chris when i made fun of him, and he didn't realize we were just playing around. I mean, Dave may not be jokin, but I was. So lighten up you precious little candy ass.

 

[Dave]

I'm half way joking. The only reason I give you as much shit as I do, Dim, is because you go ape shit every time someone gives you shit. Calm the fuck down. As far as every little thing I say about you, I pretty much mean it all....not ALL of it..but most of it...First off, stop trying the whole "badass" act. You fail miserably at it. God knows you'd cry if I one day showed up at your doorstep and showed your grandma all this. I'd never do that, but I'm making a point. You are, and I think everyone but you here can agree with me here, a candy ass. Get over it and lighten up, kiddo.

 

[Link182]

Who is this guy?

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

Yeah, whats up with this dim asshole?

 

[Dave]

Chris's cousin. Just another wierd kid we play Gears with. Yeah, he's a candy ass. That's all you need to know.

 

[Myoia]

Plastic. Novelty. Vagina.

 

[Bronson]

bitch i can own your ass at halo and thats a fact. all you do is walk around and stand there. i got my first kill off you at gow.

NERD.

i usually kill your ass and your whole team at gears.

WRONG.

i only dont play career mode on gh2 because chris always hogs it up.

Yeah the guy with the Guitar Hero gamer picture doesn't care about Guitar Hero.

man i dont like you. also, i really like makin fun of you.