My birthday is this weekend, and I'm getting a new tattoo on Saturday (the day of muh bee-day) and I have off Monday for Memorial Day and I get to take an extra day off around my birthday cause my boss is awesome, so I have FOUR FUCKING DAY WEEKEND coming up fellas and turtle killers!
And I get TURKISH FOOD for my birthday dinner on Sunday and muh boi is taking me to see the new Pirates movie because he is made of AWESOME! And it's gonna rub ointment on my back all weekend! And I should be mostly healed up by Wednesday so I won't have to walk around with a super greasy back from my tattoo ointment!