Grand Theft Auto 5

I feel like a crack addict waiting for my next chance to shoot up.
 
GOOD NEWS, YOUR DAY IS TODAY!
 
first thing i did was punch a big fat woman so hard that she flew 20 feet into the road and was pancaked immediately
 
I like this game cuz Michael tells that web company dork that all shooters are the same.
 
every 2 minutes they are talking about something sexual. i mean, we get it, little kids love that shit. IT JUST GETS OLD FAST.
 
can't wait to play this with gabe, he'll be four next week so i think he can handle it.
 
lmao. Hope he likes hearing 10000000 racial slurs and fbombs within the first 30 minutes of the game.
 
I haven't seen no sex scenes yet. Did get the big boobies popup window minigame though.
 
TREVOR, that friggin crazy meth head and dogs humpin and all sorts of shit. :|
 
So far my complaints are:
  • Radio sucks ass.
  • It takes far too long to lose the cops, especially when you only have 1 star and it seems like you gain a star wayyy faster in this game than before.
  • Frame rate dies when you are in the water, in the submarine. (at least on Xbox).
  • Some reason, I will randomly jump and then fall over when I try to vault a wall. ???
  • Hard as fuck to shoot when you are driving, but most of the problem is I can't see that small ass white dot most of the time.
Otherwise, it's been a great game so far. My favorite character is probably Michael.

Poor JOHNNY. Also the torture scene messed up especially when you wrench that tooth out.
 
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I read that you can improve framerate by installing the play disk on a usb thumb drive and playing from that, you tried that?
 
I don't have a thumb drive bigger than 8gb, and I couldn't find my SSD to install it too. But probably would help.
 
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