Godzilla (2014)

[Joe]

Underwhelming. Not bad, per se, but the trailers are very misleading. All the actors are completely stiff / awful, with the exception of Bryan Cranston, who's massively underused. It was visually spectacular, but I feel like in 2014 there's no reason for a movie not to be, so that's not enough. I might be just tired of ZOMG DESTROY ALL THE BUILDINGS!!1.

Meh/10.

 

[Logan]

I like that point.

It takes a bit more than for a movie to grab me than it just being a "spectacle". Every blockbuster is gonna have shit getting ripped apart. It's like this new Xmen movie.

YO DAWG MAGNETO IS LIFTIN A STADIUM

He lifted the golden gate bridge in the third one. Call me when he rips the Earth's molten core out or something.

 

[Joe]

Yeah and I already saw a stadium get blown up in The Dark Knight Rises. Regardless of the quality of that movie, y'know, they still blew up a stadium.