BANG BANG POW POW JOHN WAYNE COWBOY SHOOTIN GAMES WOOOO

[Logan]

You now realize that you would be playing this game in about a week's time if it weren't for a boneheaded marketing department.



Also, that was some terrible music. TERRRRIBLE.

 

[Jay]

I could care less about your badgering. THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

 

[Logan]

If you don't think that song ruined it, you don't know shit about shit.

The first trailer's song fit the bill perfectly.

 

[Jay]

I wasn't paying attention to the song. The trailer just felt very Duke. It looked awesome! The executions, the shotgun blasts, the strippers, all of it. I NEED THIS NOW

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN DEMO

 

[Logan]

Ohhh yeah, where's our big april "DEMO NEWS?"

lol demo confirmed for june 7th.

 

[Jay]

9 days left in April chief.


They'll give us demo news!

Spoiler

I hope

 

[Logan]

9 days left in April chief.


They'll give us demo news!

Spoiler

I hope

How's it tastin there champ?

 

[Jay]

Even if I have to wait until June 14th, I can handle it. This looks like everything we Duketards have been waiting for.

 

[Jay]

[video=youtube;GRHFdHwsUXw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRHFdHwsUXw&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsear ch_query%3DDuke%2BNukem%2BForever%2B-%2BShrinkage%2B%26aq%3Df&has_verified=1[/video]

 

[Jay]

[video=youtube;d8Q-RUgL6H8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Q-RUgL6H8&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Dukematch looks FUN AS HELL

And they brought back Hollywood Holocaust!

NOW GIVE ME THE GODDAMN DEMO

 

[Logan]

I really seriously fucking want to play this game. Why are they refusing to RELEASE A DEMO!?

 

[Jay]

Get an online MK pass so I can whoop your ass.

 

[Logan]

I aint gonna spend money on that shit.

 

[Jay]

[video]http://kotaku.com/5800429/agent-47-steps-out-of-the-shadows-in-hitman-absolution[/video]
New Hitman![video=youtube;7AGN5DJ7MV4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AGN5DJ7MV4&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[Logan]

http://kotaku.com/5800337/modern-warfare-3-to-feature-bigger-story-more-destruction-this-fall

[video=youtube;_6frI0Xjufg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6frI0Xjufg[/video]

 

[Jay]

No offense to the internet rage machine, but that had to be the dumbest bet of all time. I'd bet on finding Santa jacking off the Easter bunny before I'd bet against an annual COD release.

 

[Logan]

He was taking a stand trying to prove I was too cynical because he thinks games today are super creative and I think most are stagnant and boring.

I guess them missing a year of CoD proved that they're not just making these games for money and that they're really works of art like Modern Warfare.

CoD4 was a steaming turd. CoD2 is the only game in the series worth playing.

 

[Jay]

CoD is just a cash cow. That's all its good for. It has no other redeeming qualities.

 

[Logan]

Hello First Access Member!

Thank you again for pre-order Duke Nukem Forever and/or purchasing Borderlands Game of the Year Edition to become a First Access Member! Please help us obtain the most accurate up to date information for your First Access profile.

Please follow the link below and re-confirm your preferred platform of choice for the Duke Nukem Forever demo. You will need to confirm your information by Sunday May 15, 2011. http://www.dukenukemforever.com/access/

Users that currently live in a territory where the demo may not be supported on console will automatically be defaulted to the PC Steam option*.

Thanks again for your help and cooperation,
Gearbox Software


*Platform availability and eligibility is subject to local laws and regulations.

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ABOUT TO REACH OUR FINAL DESTINATION!

 

[Jay]

HOLY SHITWIN