BANG BANG POW POW JOHN WAYNE COWBOY SHOOTIN GAMES WOOOO

[Logan]

are we seriously trying this on me, the mass effect encyclopedia?

 

[Jay]

Well it was actually more at BioWare but I thought I'd include you in the burn too.

I'M THE DUKE NUKEM ENCYCLOPEDIA. WE ALL KNOW HOW VAST AND EXPANSIVE THAT UNIVERSE IS! WATCH AS I RECOUNT THE ENTIRE DUKE NUKEM STORY!

There was once a man named Duke. He killed some aliens, threw shit at the wall, screwed some whores, and drank some beer. The end

 

[Chris]

Well it was actually more at BioWare but I thought I'd include you in the burn too.

I'M THE DUKE NUKEM ENCYCLOPEDIA. WE ALL KNOW HOW VAST AND EXPANSIVE THAT UNIVERSE IS! WATCH AS I RECOUNT THE ENTIRE DUKE NUKEM STORY!

There was once a man named Duke. He killed some aliens, threw shit at the wall, screwed some whores, and drank some beer. The end

YOU KNOW IT'S ACTUALLY "The end." AND IN REALITY THAT ISN'T EVEN A SENTENCE.

 

[Jay]

 

[Bayli]

omg the jordan picture.

 

[Bayli]

i am CRACKIN UP

 

[Bronson]

I was too!

 

[Jay]

[video=youtube;H6vise1xZwk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6vise1xZwk[/video]

 

[Logan]

If you're planning on hanging yourself, gonna need this:

http://www.ropeinc.com/plasma-rope.html

 

[Chris]

[video=youtube;H6vise1xZwk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6vise1xZwk[/video]

Spoiler

DNF is never coming out.

 

[Jay]

 

[Jay]

YOUR DAILY POW POW BANG BANG UPDATE

RE: Operation Raccoon City Teaser:
[video=youtube;f05MyrJ8xHw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f05MyrJ8xHw[/video]

Battlefield 3: Fault Line Episode 3
[video=youtube;kDBH-OrlXc8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDBH-OrlXc8[/video]

New Max Payne 3 screens:

 

[Chris]

YOUR DAILY POW POW BANG BANG UPDATE

I find it humorous that you're embracing the inner bang bang pow pow now.

 

[Jay]

I find it humorous you're going to die of a heart attack soon.

 

[Jay]

<-----------------

 

[Bronson]

Yeah, this is the terrorist bomber.

 

[Jay]

Amazon offering DNF Pre-order incentives

AAAAANNND

[video=youtube;cwppbZyflOo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwppbZyflOo[/video]

 

[Tarvis]

You better get better at RE5 before worryin about this one!

 

[Logan]

I'mma have to agree with this post above.

 

[Jay]