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[Jay]

My reaction to this allegation.

 

[Dave]

I would rather work for Chuck E. Cheese.

 

[Jay]

WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING

 

[Dave]

Start watching Park and Recreation.

Park and Recreation quotes are now welcomed in every and all threads, whenever.

 

[Logan]

I didn't know what to bring you so I brought you some magazines and lipstick, y'know, woman stuff.

 

[Logan]

The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had!

That's why Ron Swanson has a colon-duke-colon smiley.

 

[Dave]

loooool. That's probably my favorite.

When I'm done eating a Mulligan's meal, for weeks afterwards there are flecks of meat in my mustache. And I refuse to clean it because every now and then a piece of meat will fall into my mouth.

 

[Logan]

Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.

 

[Logan]

 

[Jay]

This is what DNF looked like before Gearbox took over:

The Duke on the left is the 3DR model and the Duke on the right is Gearbox's replacement.

 

[Logan]

It's really like it's 2002!

 

[Jay]

 

[Jay]

Resident Evil: Revival Selection Announced

 

[Dave]

It’ll include remastered high-definition versions of Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil: Code Veronica

 

[Logan]

I actually always liked Code Veronica, maybe redo the voice acting.

 

[Dave]

CV is the Wind Waker of the RE series. It's awesome, but everyone just talks shit about it for no reason. I thought it was a great game. Those battles with the hunters and Wesker are great.

 

[Jay]

343i Hints at next Halo

 

[Chris]

Oh great, more innovations to diminish the fun factor.

 

[Jay]

HALO 2 IS THE BEST GODDAMN GAME EVER MADE GODDAMNIT

 

[Chris]

Finally, someone who shares my beliefs.