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Why you so mad?

I love that Final Fantasy XIII!

Seriously

Is that your cat, Chris?

I wish I was joking, Chris, but these pill are in fact, hardcore of the ultra variety.

Someone's mad that I didn't tell him that I love him today!

I'm serious kid! I took one this morning and it was like a took CRACK! I WAS TALKING SO FAST! And I wasn't jittery, just energized. You can take up to three a day. I'm gonna go have water with lemon in it. But not a lemon wedge, a lemon slice.

You need some of these pills I just started taking!! Redline ULTRA HARDCORE!

This section has turned me from a little girl, to a full grown man.

Dave...I love you.

Unfortunately, aren't we all?

I think perhaps my name should be changed in the intro, other wise people won't know to look out for my schemes. Unless you want them to be ill prepared for their journey.

My birthday is this weekend, and I'm getting a new tattoo on Saturday (the day of muh bee-day) and I have off Monday for Memorial Day and I get to take an extra day off around my birthday cause my boss is awesome, so I have FOUR FUCKING DAY WEEKEND coming up fellas and turtle killers! And I...

Well it's obviously fake, but what I'm saying is that they didn't even TRY to make the shadow blend at all. JEEZ CHRIS! NO NEED TO GET ALL SALTY ABOUT THIS!

So fake.

"The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed on Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network will now just play Christian music and programs until the final...

Wait! Didn't I beat 3D Dot Heroes this year? And Heavy Rain?

NU FRAND!

:hahaha:

You'll probably suck at it.