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day 20: this is the thing about the movie that pissed me off the most. how they handled talia al ghul. ive heard people complaining about venom and two-face's screen time but after she revealed herself talia was in the movie for like 5 mins. she is arguably the most dangerous and complex batman...

day 19: ok. now im gonna start to get into some themes of the movie. the previous two batman films were heralded for not just being superhero action movies but containing films with meaningful deep themes and emotional depth. but in tdkr nolan tries and fails on multiple levels. time to start...

day 18: this is more a personal grief i have with the movie which probably all of you wont get but oh well. it bugged me and this is my game so i can do what i want. theres a batman mini series which came out recently (now a graphic novel) called gates of gotham. the story starts with the...

Let me answer in a pretentious film student douche bag voice A producer is a wide ranging title. It could be someone who is owed a favor by the studio so they threw his name in the credits or it could be someone who oversees the movie from beginning to end attending all the creative meetings...

Day 17: so yesterday was about gordon in the hospital. Today is about bruce wayne putting on a ski mask, breaking into gordons hospital room and talking to him about the batman. WTF?!!?! Gordons just chillen there half dead talking to a guy in a ski mask like its no big deal. And bruce wayne...

Nolan is a great director. All his movies besides tdkr are amazing. I love them all. Hes only producing and i have faith in zack snyder too. Im looking forward to it.

Batman begins did have the best one. Not great. But i liked it. Overall i had a problem with all the fights in the dark knight because batman was never really fighting equals. He was fighting joker and his lackeys who werent trained warriors. Just nutjobs with guns. But i digress Anyway, im in...

day 15: bane's death

i need therapy because of this thread

i just got up to the last level last night. thanks for worrying the shit out of me.

day 14: what the fuck did they do with alfred? he's supposed to be bruce waynes guy. alfred is always there. through thick and thin. and what happens in this movie? bruce wayne goes back to being batman and alfred quits? what the hell?! i mean i understand why they did it. they wanted bruce...

Im pretty sure I've seen pornos that had that premise.

day 13: "you're a good man because you put your jacket over sad children" "bruce wayne?" yeah...retarded.

only if you do it in a dark cave with nocturnal animals all around you.

well i dont want my balls cut off. we all have to make sacrifices.

almost forgot day 12: so joseph gordon levitt's character's name was robin huh? so let's break the stupidity of this down. 1) no robin's name was actually robin. thats retarded. 2) but then again no comic character's name is john blake either. so why not? 3) so there are 2 options to him...

homosexuality takes a backseat to true gender equality

why dont we just give all the women penises instead?

day 11: batman is stuck in some prison in the middle of nowhere. then he gets out. great. but he's still broke as fuck and still manages to somehow make it to gotham when no boats or planes are going there and all the bridges are out except one that is being occupied by the military. i mean, i...

actually they did make mention of the auto pilot earlier in the movie. but yeah...i never even thought how retarded that was...when the fuck does he get out of his plane?