Your Funeral

[Andrew]

I see my funeral going like this:

This song is played over and over.


While my coffin is opened with my hand outstretched so people can walk past and give me a final high five.

 

[Logan]

Well I'd definitely give you a high-five.

This will be mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIJNoeDyrV8

After that you can take my coffin to Nazario's and burn it and cook a cheesesteak over the fire.

 

[Casey]

That sounds disgusting, Logan...

That cheesesteak will taste like your dead body....

 

[Logan]

"You are what you eat..."

So basically, I make the cheesesteak twice as cheesesteaky!

 

[Andrew]

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Dramatization

 

[Logan]

Wow those people are REALLY happy that you're dead apparently.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

I really hope that at my funeral, my family hires some engineers to fill my body with robotics, so that my corpse can sit up and move around, and maybe have little lights in my eyes or something. I bet that would freak a lot of people out.

 

[Jay]

I hope at my funeral someone places a copy of Duke Nukem Forever in my casket. Knowing my luck, it'll come out the day after I die.

 

[Dave]

I remember when my grandpa died way back everyone wrote him a letter and placed it in his casket with him. I want to do the same thing, except instead of letters about memories with me (although those are acceptable) I want awesome quotes from TV shows and video games.

For example:

Logan: I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

JAY: DAMN DAMMIT

ANDREW: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE CHRIS TOOK DIM TO NAZARIO'S

CHRIS: DEAL WITH IT, NERD

TRAVIS: GOT A RING IN DER LAST NIGHT

BAYLI: *INSERT QUOTE FROM ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS*

BRONSON: ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLACK- SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A CADILLAC

JOSH: I COULDN'T FIT IN THIS CASKET

SIREN: I NEVER GOT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE BALLS

SAB: YOU THE MAN, DAVE!

Sounds very informal for my death, but it's what I want.

 

[Tarvis]

I ain't gonna be at ya funeral ya jackass

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

you guys better come to mine or i'll haunt your asses forever.

 

[Tarvis]

You didn't invite me to your wedding!

 

[Casey]

SIREN: I NEVER GOT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE BALLS

Hopefully I'll get to punch you in the balls before you die.

 

[TD]

I hope my family shows up

 

[Dave]

I hope at my funeral someone places a copy of Duke Nukem Forever in my casket. Knowing my luck, it'll come out the day after I die.

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[Casey]

I hope at my funeral someone places a copy of Duke Nukem Forever in my casket. Knowing my luck, it'll come out the day after I die.

Or never.

 

[Dave]

Nope. It came out. Unfortunately.

 

[Casey]

Im so out of the loop.

 

[TD]

maybe you will never die.

 

[Logan]

what were the vidies