- Oct 7, 2006
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So the thread on hardest achievements got me to thinking about this. Here's a few that pop into my head rather quickly, in no particular order:
1) Slippy from Star Fox- Isn't he the engineer of the Star Fox team? Cool story, bro! Stop talking. Seriously. A toad flying a jet aircraft. Sounds cool? WRONG. Thanks for the useless advice, Slippy! How many times did he ask you to save him in the game? 10-20? FOOOOOOOOOX!
2) Navi from Ocarina of Time- Best game ever made, so don't get me wrong. HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT! LISTEN! HEY! Annoying.
3) Tingle from Majora's Mask- Staying on Zelda, this dude is creepy and annoying. He's a wannabe fairy who makes maps. Cool.
4) Computer AI in racing games- This is a shoutout mainly for Logan and Travis, since they feel my pain in this when they play Mario Kart. There's nothing worse than being in first and having the computer magically teleport ahead of you. Just make that one little mistake and it's GAME OVER. Hit something one second away from the finish line? FOURTH PLACE. These AI bastards love making us feel like shit, and it's pretty annyoing- albeit a lot of fun.
5) Three Dog from Fallout 3- Shutup. And stop saying the same shit over and over. I appreciate the news flash on my progress, but just go back to playing music. The best thing you can do in Fallout 3 is blow up the radio station with him in it. Bravo for this option, Bethesda.
6) Carth Onasi from Knights of the Old Republic- I don't think I've ever seen a video game character bitch and moan as much as Carth does. If you know what's up, you'll have him "accidently" killed by the Siths on Korriban.
In fact, now that I think about it, BioWare loved Carth so much they put him in Mass Effect and re-named him Kaiden Alenko. Holy SHIT. Again, the best thing you can do there is make sure he "accidently" dies.
7) Ashley Graham from Resident Evil 4- Another awesome game with someone annyoing. It just so happens this time it's President Obama's daughter and she enjoys bitching and moaning almost as much as Carth Onasi does. Except she has no idea how to defend herself (unless she has a latern). Best part of the game is when she is captured and you can just go around splattering heads again.
1) Slippy from Star Fox- Isn't he the engineer of the Star Fox team? Cool story, bro! Stop talking. Seriously. A toad flying a jet aircraft. Sounds cool? WRONG. Thanks for the useless advice, Slippy! How many times did he ask you to save him in the game? 10-20? FOOOOOOOOOX!
2) Navi from Ocarina of Time- Best game ever made, so don't get me wrong. HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT! LISTEN! HEY! Annoying.
3) Tingle from Majora's Mask- Staying on Zelda, this dude is creepy and annoying. He's a wannabe fairy who makes maps. Cool.
4) Computer AI in racing games- This is a shoutout mainly for Logan and Travis, since they feel my pain in this when they play Mario Kart. There's nothing worse than being in first and having the computer magically teleport ahead of you. Just make that one little mistake and it's GAME OVER. Hit something one second away from the finish line? FOURTH PLACE. These AI bastards love making us feel like shit, and it's pretty annyoing- albeit a lot of fun.
5) Three Dog from Fallout 3- Shutup. And stop saying the same shit over and over. I appreciate the news flash on my progress, but just go back to playing music. The best thing you can do in Fallout 3 is blow up the radio station with him in it. Bravo for this option, Bethesda.
6) Carth Onasi from Knights of the Old Republic- I don't think I've ever seen a video game character bitch and moan as much as Carth does. If you know what's up, you'll have him "accidently" killed by the Siths on Korriban.
In fact, now that I think about it, BioWare loved Carth so much they put him in Mass Effect and re-named him Kaiden Alenko. Holy SHIT. Again, the best thing you can do there is make sure he "accidently" dies.
7) Ashley Graham from Resident Evil 4- Another awesome game with someone annyoing. It just so happens this time it's President Obama's daughter and she enjoys bitching and moaning almost as much as Carth Onasi does. Except she has no idea how to defend herself (unless she has a latern). Best part of the game is when she is captured and you can just go around splattering heads again.
