"Let's be realistic for a minute, am I not Dovakhiin? I mean take a look at this, is this what's happening in Tamriel? Very agile, a lot of dexterity! The most well known, the best looking, the best equipped! CUSTOM MADE BOW! Gold around my waist, Daedric artifact around my wrist! MY GREAVES...COST MORE...THAN YOUR HOUSE! RIDES A PAINTER HORSE, A CLYDESDALE, SHADOWMERE! OWN A STABLE! LIVES IN THE BIGGEST CASTLE ON THE BIGGEST SIDE OF WINTERHOLD! SILT STRIDERS! AND I'VE GOT A DRAGON SITTING OUT THERE 50 FEET TALL WITH TWENTY-FIVE WENCHES JUST DYING FOR ME TO GO FUS RO DAH!