Ask Joe!

[Joe]

Ok here is a new thread I am trying. Simply ask me a question, and I will dip into my vast knowledge and intellect to answer it for you! It can be any question. Anything at all. Quantum mecahnics, astrophysics, or how to ask out that cute girl you saw the other day.

Ask away good denizens of XF!

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

What would be the best way to go about constructing a murderous robot that I can command to go loot stores for me?

 

[Joe]

First off you'll need enough metal to form the outer shell, this should be readily available. Depending on the complexity of the robot, you'll need other parts such as hydraulics, weapons systems, and enough circuitry to fill the robot's brain.

You'll need to write the murderous algorythms for the robot to use, because today's AI is not intelligent enough for a truly terminator-like robot unfortunately.

Once you have the "brain" created, write it onto a CPU chip. Then, simply build the parts of the robot you need and put it all together. In some cases you can acquire a prebuild robot like a sony AIBO and replace its CPU with your murdering one. Attatch a minigun to the AIBO.

Good luck and enjoy your new pal!

 

[Tarvis]

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Joe]

Ah yes, the eternal question. Since the start of time mankind has pondered the meaning of his existance. Many great minds have pondered this, but ultimately the meaning of life is different for all people. However there are certain universal things that all men should aspire to.

Our time on earth is limited and ultimately all too short, so the meaning of life is simply to make the most of your time here. Whatever is meaningful to you, persue it. Life's too short to waste your years bogged down in useless muds, so enjoy every moment and live life to the fullest!

Joke answer: 42

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

Well that was a gay answer.

 

[Mitch]

What is the meaning of life?

Religious answer: To progress and become like God
Non Religious answer: None

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

ONLY JOE CAN ANSWER!

 

[Bronson]

i thought this thread would be funny.

very disappointing.

 

[Joe]

This is ASK JOE
not ask mitch

and ask a goddamn question you queer

 

[The Infamous Ho]

Joe how can i talk my dad into get broadband?

 

[Joe]

First research what ISPs are available in your area, then build a comprehensive case based on such factors as: speed, bandwidth limits, availability, price, and service.

Are you on 56K? Perhaps one of the ISPs offers a free trial. If so, get it and show your dad first-hand how much better it is. Tell him that on my uni's network, my download speeds are literally 1,000 times faster than when I had 56K a few years ago.

It's worth it, good luck! If all else fails, bash him on the head with a wrench, take his credit card, and order it yourself.

 

[Myoia]

Why do I have no motivation?

 

[Joe]

Get some sleep/get some exercise/watch a video of somebody doing something really cool with lots of energy, that can get me pumped up

Alternatively, quit whatever you're doing and go hiking in Tibet

 

[Sanic702]

Wow... the first fucking serious thread I've found on this forum. And with AWESOME answers. Congratulations good sir. Also-

How BRUTAL is Dethklok?

 

[Joe]

I would say that on a brutality scale of "fluffy bunnies" to "eternal damnation", deathklok would be about a "being ripped apart by being tied to four horses and having them run in opposite directions"

 

[Logan]

Oh, that's brutal.

 

[Joe]

On a conventional scale it'd probably be an 8

 

[Tarvis]

We usually aren't very good at being serious.

A long time ago I was a tightass, and made everyone follow rules.

Ironically thats when most people joined.

Today I am very passive.

I'm not sure where I'm going with this.

Joe tell me the answer to my summary!

 

[Joe]

The answer is, people deep down enjoy being regulated because they are blind and afraid to think and act on their own. If you become a hardass once again, the masses will flock here.

Ok maybe not.