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You think that about EVERYTHING you elitist prick.

I will be!

There is a Game of Thrones game. Game of Thrones: The Game I'm sure there is stuff to read in it.

Have you read the books? If you haven't you must, fuck what your friend said. Every chapter is reading from a different characters POV so people that you despise in the beginning you start to understand why they did what they did. And vise verse, sometimes you kind a character or cause awful...

But you imagine Peter when you read it. That's what's great about reading the books after you watch one or two seasons of it. You don't have to make up what the characters look like. Oh and there are MAPS of Westeros! GAH!

SAB is my new best friend. I'm reading the books, SAB. I hate reading, and I'm reading them. I'm on BOOK FOUR!

Ha, fabulous.

When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.

I must not really want to live.

Nette was fat. Nette was nice. Nette got thin and became a twat. Then Nette got fat again. Then thin. I think Nette's got issues.

My socks were dirty from all the sweat I poured into them from walking the streets of Mount Holly all day. WHY did we have to live so far from everyone else who lived in Mount Holly? We were the only kids living in bird land. Everyone else was downtown (other than Nette, but fuck her)...

You are SUCH a fucking liar! I am calling mom right now just to back me up in the fact that you were a fucking mess!!! You couldn't even see your floor!!!

Oh don't even start with me, missy. I remember what a pig sty YOUR room was when you were in high school. I should, I was always rooting through your stuff after you left. XD

Those clothes didn't put themselves in the hamper....

Oh my gosh that is fantastic! "He littered...publicly"

For whatever reason, it feels strangely appropriate that you would be posting that.

Well of course it's rubbish, it's fan fiction based on Twilight. As if Twilight wasn't garbage enough, it's like it had sex with a children's dictionary and bore a bastard child that they named "50 Shades of Gray". More like "50 Shades of...

That was awesome, and just reiterated the fact that I will never read that garbage. "My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils"? What the fuck does that even mean?

You look like a man I could be best friends with, Oobs.