Oh no no no. That's not true. Daddy harped on mom until she agreed to have another baby. He wanted a boy, what he got was me. Pretty much the closest thing he could get.
But mom's still not getting taken care of...
Heh heh. Wait til one of the later boss fights. If you don't have the proper deck of cards, no amount of health with win you that fight.
Abandon all hope.
Good luck with that one, Scrap, if you play it wrong you can get stuck and the end with no way of finishing.
Hay guise! I actually turned on my xbox last night and met Jacob!
Isn't that darling. I've got a little admirer.
I was "on" the "internet" before I joined this website too, ya know.
I know lots of things. Things that can get a man killed.
Teeeeeeeerrible things.
This is true dear sister, I too have never heard of a man self pleasuring himself nor the devices with which he would use.
This comes with shock as well as disbelief, albeit quite informational.