It won't technically be my dog until I force Jason into marriage.
But when I do, you'll have to pry that dog out of his cold dead hands.
He would give up his children before he gave up that dog.
But if it were up to me? Yeah, sure.
I like clothes because I'm too cheap to buy them myself.
I have more electronics and toys that I do clothes. The last time I bought a shirt was 4 years ago. It was about two years previous to that the last time I bought more than one thing.
(I don't count dresses for special occasions...
I wouldn't mind clothes if they weren't bought in the taste of the buyer. I always get weird shit, one out of every five pieces of clothing I get are actually decent.
I really do like getting socks though.
I'm always too lazy to buy them.